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Masters Gnome Trumped
When President Trump was told that a 2019 Masters gnome would fetch at least $10,000, his fervent deal-making mind sprang into action. “These gnomes are a disgrace to the collectibles market. Augusta National is a second-rate club and the ... Read more
middle-finger Masters
During the first round of the 2026 Masters, Robert MacIntyre dunked two balls into the pond fronting the 15th hole. MacIntyre’s reaction was to flip the bird to the inanimate body of water. A quadruple bogey ensued and MacIntyre ... Read more
Future tiger woods articles
Tiger’s recent arrest for DUI and crashing his car in Jupiter Island shocked the nation. Several days later, he supposedly traveled to Switzerland to seek treatment for a medical condition. That will keep Tiger out of the limelight for ... Read more
Wiseguys In Duh 18th Boot
Duh Boys Streaming Network has muscled its way into golf broadcasting in a big way. With the sudden and shocking exits of CBS, NBC, The Golf Channel, ESPN, and Amazon Prime from golf telecasting, DBSN stepped into the breach ... Read more
Masters Patron Panties
Patrons who attend the Masters Tournament stock up on merchandise including polo shirts, hats, umbrellas, shorts, skirts, slacks, socks, and more. But female patrons — as well as male patron cross-dressers — have always been disappointed that Masters-logoed panties ... Read more
Keegan Bradley’s Ryder Cup Weapon
For the 12th consecutive year, Keegan Bradley’s pre-shot routine has been rated #1 by the editors at Hyperactive Digest. His stopping & starting, head cocking/un-cocking, and endless club twirling prior to striking his golf ball have endeared him to ... Read more
Greg Norman’s shocking news
Greg Norman is out as LIV Golf’s Commissioner. Golf Lampoon caught up with him at the Saudi tour’s H.R. department as Norman was turning in his executive bathroom key. He took a moment to speak with us — exclusively ... Read more
Bonefish Grill Sues Tiger
Tiger Woods is being sued by Puma, Tigeraire, and a little girl from India because they claim that his (?) company — Sun Day Red — “hijacked” their respective logos. Golf Lampoon has learned — EXCLUSIVELY — that there’s ... Read more
Wedges & Wooly Willy
Wedge Grinders of America (WGA) today announced a new partnership with Wooly Willy, an iconic toy enjoyed by children since 1955. WGA president Lyman Lauft said: “We are excited to enter into this strategic relationship with Wooly Willy which ... Read more
LIV Golf Beheadings
Outgoing LIV Golf Commissioner Greg Norman had some unfortunate news for LIV Golf members that’s sure to ruin their holiday season: many of them will have their heads removed by the end of the year. “As a business, we ... Read more
