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Bill Chipman is a legendary golf pro whose 40-year career saw him amass an extra-large bucketful of awards and honors, including: In 2022, Bill was hired by Sheik Hasan el-Ferrule, LIV Golf’s Executive Director of Community Beheadings, to provide ... Read more
Punishing Tiger & Phil
Tiger Woods’s 5-year driving ban — according to the social media crowd — is not punishment enough. And now that LIV Golf has declared bankruptcy, Phil Mickelson will likely want to return to the PGA Tour and/or PGA Champions. ... Read more
Tiger’s Driving Ban
Tiger Woods has been banned from driving a car for five years. In the one-door-closes-another-one-opens department, Tiger’s publicity firm — PRNDL Flax, LLC — released the following statement: Tiger Woods is proud — and excited — to announce the ... Read more
Masters Gnome Trumped
When President Trump was told that a 2019 Masters gnome would fetch at least $10,000, his fervent deal-making mind sprang into action. “These gnomes are a disgrace to the collectibles market. Augusta National is a second-rate club and the ... Read more
Middle-Finger Masters
During the first round of the 2026 Masters, Robert MacIntyre dunked two balls into the pond fronting the 15th hole. MacIntyre’s reaction was to flip the bird to the inanimate body of water. A quadruple bogey ensued and MacIntyre ... Read more
Future Tiger Woods Articles
Tiger’s recent arrest for DUI and crashing his car in Jupiter Island shocked the nation. Several days later, he supposedly traveled to Switzerland to seek treatment for a medical condition. That will keep Tiger out of the limelight for ... Read more
Wiseguys In Duh 18th Boot
Duh Boys Streaming Network has muscled its way into golf broadcasting in a big way. With the sudden and shocking exits of CBS, NBC, The Golf Channel, ESPN, and Amazon Prime from golf telecasting, DBSN stepped into the breach ... Read more
Masters Patron Panties
Patrons who attend the Masters Tournament stock up on merchandise including polo shirts, hats, umbrellas, shorts, skirts, slacks, socks, and more. But female patrons — as well as male patron cross-dressers — have always been disappointed that Masters-logoed panties ... Read more
Keegan Bradley’s Ryder Cup Weapon
For the 12th consecutive year, Keegan Bradley’s pre-shot routine has been rated #1 by the editors at Hyperactive Digest. His stopping & starting, head cocking/un-cocking, and endless club twirling prior to striking his golf ball have endeared him to ... Read more
Greg Norman’s shocking news
Greg Norman is out as LIV Golf’s Commissioner. Golf Lampoon caught up with him at the Saudi tour’s H.R. department as Norman was turning in his executive bathroom key. He took a moment to speak with us — exclusively ... Read more
