Golf Lampoon has had it up to here with golf media being dominated by Tiger Woods! The guy hardly plays anymore and he’s got more injuries than Augusta National has Pinkertons.

You know, I know, and the Committee knows that the only reason for the overwhelming number of Tiger Woods stories is because he attracts “eyeballs.” And, supposedly, lots of eyeballs attract advertising dollars.

Golf Lampoon has too much respect for its readers to plant Tiger Woods stuff all over its website. That’s not gonna happen on our watch!

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