No Tiger Woods Clickbait on Golf Lampoon!
Golf-related websites rely on “clicks” to generate revenue from advertisers. And these websites often get a piece of whatever “affiliate” products appear on its pages.
Not Golf Lampoon!
To remain independent and objective, Golf Lampoon does not accept advertising.*
And as a matter of journalistic principle, we strongly oppose scattering Tiger Woods “clickbait” throughout Golf Lampoon for the purpose of placing at the top of a “Tiger Woods” Google search.
Thus, you can be assured as you peruse the exclusive articles contained herein (may we suggest doing so with a snifter of Courvoisier XO whilst savoring a full-bodied Cohiba Behike?), your intelligence will not be insulted by being exposed to multiple references to “Tiger Woods.”
Or to Tayqer Vuds, Тайгър Уудс, Het Bos van de tijger, Bois de tigre, Tiigri metsad, Tigriserdő, Bosco della tigre, Coillte an Tíogair, Tīģera mežs, or Тайгер Вудс.
Warm regards,
Yuri Thayne
Publisher
P.S. Tiger Woods, throughout his career, has used profanities to express his opinions. In keeping with that tradition, Golf Lampoon also dabbles in naughty words. If “adult” language offends you, some of our posts may make you drop your dentures.
*Subject to change. Hey, you wanna run an ad? Let’s sit down and talk this over a tuna sandwich.
These exclusive Tiger Woods articles are not coming soon to Golf Lampoon!
- Donald Trump, Jr.: “Take my ex-wife, Tiger. PLEASE!”
- Tiger’s Secrets For Using Triple Coupons At Publix
- Top-10 Ways Tiger Disrespected Mother Teresa
- Tiger Rips Augusta National: “The Azaleas On 13 Have Lace Bugs!”
- Tiger’s Freebie Bombshell: “The Toll Guy At The Florida Turnpike Jupiter Exit Always Waves Me Through”
- Lindsey Vonn Dishes on Tiger: “He has sex while listening to Lawrence Welk”
- Exclusive: Tiger’s Top-10 Ways to Not Answer a Question
- Tiger Woods Declares: “My Club Twirling Is Not An Affectation!”
- “Why Flying Commercial Is For Losers” by Tiger Woods
- Tiger Woods and FDR at Yalta: A Retrospective
- Tiger’s Blackjack Strategy: Play Every Spot for the Table Limit and Tip the Cocktail Waitress Once
- Tiger’s Ex-Wife Confesses: “It Wasn’t a 9-Iron; I Brained Him With A Smooth Pitching Wedge”
- Phil Mickelson Reveals: “Tiger Books My Football Action and Charges Me 10 Points Vig”
- Tiger At Sea: “Copy My #1 Spearfishing Secret!”
- Why Tiger Doesn’t Stock Q-Tips Brand On His Yacht (“Generics Are Just As Good!”)
- Tiger Erupts at NYC’s Katz’s Deli: “Whatta Ya Mean You’re Out of Dr. Brown’s Cream Soda?”
- Orthopedic Surgeon’s Nurse Says: “I Touched Tiger’s Manhood While He Was Under Anesthesia”
- “My 30-Year Secret Love Affair With Tiger Woods” by Barbra Streisand
- Tiger’s New Book: “You Want Golf Tips? I Got Your Tips Right Here!”
- Nike Club Fitter Bombshell: Tiger Uses Triple Wraps Under His Grips
- Tiger To Join LIV Golf? “If They Pick Up My Yacht’s Diesel Bill, Buh-Bye PGA Tour”
- Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Florida Prez: “Tiger’s Claims Are Killing Our Bottom Line”
- Ex-Isleworth Neighbor Mark O’Meara Blasts Tiger: ”He Never Returned My Power Drill”
- Tiger Talks Taxes: “Write It Off, Write It Off, Write It Off!”
- Book Excerpt: “The Tiger Woods I Never Knew” by Bobby Jones
- Top Tiger Tip: “Never Get Stuck In Your Backswing … OR With A Check!”
