Tournaments
Wiseguys In Duh 18th Boot
Duh Boys Streaming Network has muscled its way into golf broadcasting in a big way. With the sudden and shocking exits of CBS, NBC, The Golf Channel, ESPN, and Amazon Prime from golf telecasting, DBSN stepped into the breach ... Read more
Keegan Bradley’s Ryder Cup Weapon
For the 12th consecutive year, Keegan Bradley’s pre-shot routine has been rated #1 by the editors at Hyperactive Digest. His stopping & starting, head cocking/un-cocking, and endless club twirling prior to striking his golf ball have endeared him to ... Read more
The Member-Dismember Tournament
Ping, Callaway, TaylorMade, Titleist, XXIO, etc. have been fiddling with club head weight distribution for decades. The theory goes, the more weight you can shift to the perimeter of the face, the easier it will be for high handicappers ... Read more
Waste On 16
The WM Phoenix Open saw the golf fans at the iconic 16th hole expel more vomit and urine than anytime in the tournament’s illustrious history. Waste Management’s CEO, James Dreck, addressed this in the following press release: FOR IMMEDIATE ... Read more
The Autocrats Cup
LIV Golf will be hosting a team event — the Autocrats Cup — next week to honor the bold leaders who’ve led their countries to glory. The 3-day tournament will be held in Siberia Friday through Sunday at the ... Read more
THE PLAYERS & Jackass Island
On Tuesday of THE PLAYERS championship week, PGA Tour Commissioner Jay Monahan introduced a new, fan-friendly concept: Jackass Island. Located in the water between the mainland and the green at the Stadium Course’s 17th hole, Jackass Island will be ... Read more
The Bonesaw Classic
A new tournament has been added to the LIV Golf schedule: “The Bonesaw Classic presented by Scary Motherfuckers.” LIV Golf superstar Phil Mickelson says that the event will be held sometime next summer in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia when the ... Read more
The Book of Genesis (Invitational)
In the beginning, in 1926, there was the Los Angeles Open. The tournament director looked upon the field and said it was “good.” But soon the freeway expansion plague came upon southern California and the tournament led a nomadic ... Read more
Pebble’s Copulating Otters
During yesterday’s telecast of the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am, Golf Channel, before cutting to a commercial, briefly showed two otters in Carmel Bay engaged in “adult” relations. The reaction to these creatures performing the “Maritime Mambo” was swift. Social ... Read more
