LIV Golf
Old Golf Pro
Bill Chipman is a legendary golf pro whose 40-year career saw him amass an extra-large bucketful of awards and honors, including: In 2022, Bill was hired by Sheik Hasan el-Ferrule, LIV Golf’s Executive Director of Community Beheadings, to provide ... Read more
Wiseguys In Duh 18th Boot
Duh Boys Streaming Network has muscled its way into golf broadcasting in a big way. With the sudden and shocking exits of CBS, NBC, The Golf Channel, ESPN, and Amazon Prime from golf telecasting, DBSN stepped into the breach ... Read more
Greg Norman’s shocking news
Greg Norman is out as LIV Golf’s Commissioner. Golf Lampoon caught up with him at the Saudi tour’s H.R. department as Norman was turning in his executive bathroom key. He took a moment to speak with us — exclusively ... Read more
LIV Golf Chop-chop
Outgoing LIV Golf Commissioner Greg Norman had some unfortunate news for LIV Golf members that’s sure to ruin their holiday season: many of them will have their heads removed by the end of the year. “As a business, we ... Read more
The Dhuby Dhu Classic
LIV Golf Commissioner Greg Norman introduced Danielle Dunes as the Dhuby Dhu Classic’s official camel wrangler at Tuesday’s Media Day. The camels will be used to carry the players’ bags, thus eliminating the need for caddies. One almost-major winner ... Read more
LIV Golf Officials
Responding to criticism that women are subjugated citizens of Saudi Arabia, LIV Golf spokesperson Nasser el-Flack said that “LIV Golf is excited and proud to have women as part of our team. All of our Rules Officials are extremely ... Read more
LIV Golf Volunteer Confidential
Last week, a LIV Golf tournament was contested in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. 2,600 U.S. citizens were recruited by LIV Golf to serve as volunteers at the tournament. One of those volunteers, who shall remain nameless because he was eating ... Read more
Tiger Woods Android
Tiger Woods “moves the needle.” When Tiger plays in a golf tournament, several things occur: All of the above spells M-O-N-E-Y. When Tiger plays, the golf world cashes in. But now that Tiger plays so infrequently, that cash cow ... Read more
Extinct Positive Ions
Years ago, it was difficult not to see a golf touring pro wearing an ion wrist bracelet. Manufacturers were confident that the bracelets produced negative ions which could, in some cases, reduce the positive ions that might present themselves ... Read more
The Autocrats Cup
LIV Golf will be hosting a team event — the Autocrats Cup — next week to honor the bold leaders who’ve led their countries to glory. The 3-day tournament will be held in Siberia Friday through Sunday at the ... Read more
