Golf Professionals
Old Golf Pro
Bill Chipman is a legendary golf pro whose 40-year career saw him amass an extra-large bucketful of awards and honors, including: In 2022, Bill was hired by Sheik Hasan el-Ferrule, LIV Golf’s Executive Director of Community Beheadings, to provide ... Read more
Punishing Tiger & Phil
Tiger Woods’s 5-year driving ban — according to the social media crowd — is not punishment enough. And now that LIV Golf has declared bankruptcy, Phil Mickelson will likely want to return to the PGA Tour and/or PGA Champions. ... Read more
Middle-Finger Masters
During the first round of the 2026 Masters, Robert MacIntyre dunked two balls into the pond fronting the 15th hole. MacIntyre’s reaction was to flip the bird to the inanimate body of water. A quadruple bogey ensued and MacIntyre ... Read more
Keegan Bradley’s Ryder Cup Weapon
For the 12th consecutive year, Keegan Bradley’s pre-shot routine has been rated #1 by the editors at Hyperactive Digest. His stopping & starting, head cocking/un-cocking, and endless club twirling prior to striking his golf ball have endeared him to ... Read more
Point And Putt
BREAKING: Golf Lampoon gives you the inside story behind tour pros who “point and putt.” We’ve been led to believe that some sort of green-reading system was being employed by these players. “Nothing could be further from the truth,” ... Read more
LPGA Players Go LIV
Five LPGA players have joined the LIV Ladies Golf Tour. Shown here with their new Tour cards, the ladies will compete in full burqas … which is just fine with the players:
Ben Hogan’s True “Secret”
For over 65 years, Ben Hogan’s “Secret” has been a cottage industry for writers, publishers, teaching pros, training aid inventors, equipment manufacturers, and anyone else looking to exploit Mr. Hogan’s reputation as golf’s greatest ball striker. Franklin Fetlock, Historian ... Read more
The V Outreach Squad
As everyone knows, the “LIV” in “LIV Golf” represents, in Roman numerals, “54.” Which refers to the number of no-cut, shotgun-start holes played in a LIV Golf happy-fun-time-get-together-jamboree. Most folks don’t know that by removing the “LI” in “LIV ... Read more
The Bonesaw Classic
A new tournament has been added to the LIV Golf schedule: “The Bonesaw Classic presented by Scary Motherfuckers.” LIV Golf superstar Phil Mickelson says that the event will be held sometime next summer in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia when the ... Read more
Patrick Reed & The Charm Squad
Patrick Reed will be required to attend a 3-day seminar given by the PGA Tour’s Charm Squad. Senior VP for Interpersonal Relations, Maryanne Fenster, announced that Charm Squad directors Jason Dufner, Colin Montgomerie, Vijay Singh, and Sergio Garcia will ... Read more
