Equipment
Wedges & Wooly Willy
Wedge Grinders of America (WGA) today announced a new partnership with Wooly Willy, an iconic toy enjoyed by children since 1955. WGA president Lyman Lauft said: “We are excited to enter into this strategic relationship with Wooly Willy which ... Read more
The MOIagra Driver
THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT: When you pull out the Big Stick, will your M.O.I. be ready? Concerned that your driver’s Moment of Inertia (M.O.I.) isn’t up to snuff? Does performance anxiety prevent you from playing your best ... Read more
Logo Dough
PGA Tour Commissioner Jay Monahan, responding to criticism that the so-called “Signature” tournaments are not fair to the tour’s Top-100-Lowly-Status members, announced today a new effort to help these struggling pros: “We’re committed to helping meh players financially as ... Read more
Extinct Positive Ions
Years ago, it was difficult not to see a golf touring pro wearing an ion wrist bracelet. Manufacturers were confident that the bracelets produced negative ions which could, in some cases, reduce the positive ions that might present themselves ... Read more
The Loop Snoop® Glove
Golf Course Owners & Managers: You’re leaving cash on the table! THE LOOP SNOOP® Glove System allows you to discreetly track your customers’ every movement at your golf course. A micro-video camera built into the glove’s ball marker button ... Read more
Stitch The Slit
THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT: NO MORE LOVE? SAVE GLOVE! Hey, rich country club womens! Husband go out for pack of cigarettes and no come home? Or YOU make ding-dong with golf pro in country club cart barn? ... Read more
No-Logo Boot Camp
Sponsors who pay touring professionals $200,000 to more than $1,000,000 a year are annoyed and angry. Ted Wolfe, Executive Director for the trade group Show My Logo, tells Golf Lampoon that “our members are angry that pro golfers are ... Read more
Rotating Logowear, Inc.
Gentlemen: impress your golf buddies — and the ladies — by wearing a shirt adorned with a famous, ultra-private club logo! Rotating Logowear, Inc. will send you a kit that includes the logo patches from the world’s Top-50 private ... Read more
