A Message from the Publisher

Greetings, golf fans! I'm Yuri Thayne, the publisher of Golf Lampoon, the Internet's only website dedicated to plumb bobbing on both the amateur and professional levels.
On a recent rail excursion to research an upcoming article --"Hopping Freight Trains to America's Top-100 Courses with Artificial Turf Tee Boxes" -- I logged on to my Vanguard Platinum Hobo checking account and discovered that I had no money for beans, coffee, and Chesterfields.
Keeping Golf Lampoon up and running also requires a few hard-to-come-by shekels. If you'd like to support our ground-breaking, often offensive work, please contribute here with your credit card. Thank you. And a big shout out to the Union City, Tennessee McDonald's for letting me use their WiFi and crapper.
Yours for a flat left wrist at impact,
Yuri Thayne
Publisher