Five LPGA players have joined the LIV Ladies Golf Tour. Shown here with their new Tour cards, the ladies will compete in full burqas … which is just fine with the players:
- “No more begging clothing companies to sponsor me. I don’t need to wear their sweaty ‘performance wear’ anymore. Playing in a burqa, I’ve gone full commando!”
- “I don’t have to do that reverse leg-lift thing to guard against revealing my panties after I putt out. Sorry, pervs, find another way to wax your winky!”
- “Maybe Tiger doesn’t pay for his dry cleaning, but I do! I can just wear an old tee shirt and shorts under my burqa and throw ’em in the washing machine after a few days!”
- “Burqa, YES! Ironing, NO!”
- “No more applying makeup! No more removing makeup!”
- “At first I found the burqa to be restricting my backswing and I was worried I’d lose distance. But a Top-100 Desert Digest teaching pro told me that when Jon Rahm was a junior, he wore a burqa as a training aid to keep his swing compact. And Rahm’s done pretty good, I’d say!”
- “I’m attracted to women. Wearing the burqa allows me to scope out the hot babes in my gallery without anyone noticing. No harm in looking, right?”
