THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT:
When you pull out the Big Stick, will your M.O.I. be ready?
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IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION:
If your round lasts 6 hours or longer, seek immediate help from a course ranger. If you notice sky marks on your MOIagra driver, search for a YouTube video hosted by a golf instructor with a minimum of two years’ experience at an accredited driving range/batting cage facility. The MOIagra driver gives optimum results to players who are not “handsy.” Hitting the MOIagra driver off the deck is not recommended except for the most skilled players. Do not drink alcohol while using the MOIagra driver as inebriation can create delusions of grandeur and exclaiming to others in your group that “I think I’ve finally got it!” The MOIagra driver usually conforms to USGA standards but 非法的, Inc. cannot be held responsible for Moment of Inertia variations that might result in the clubhead detaching from the shaft and braining the beverage cart girl/woman/man/boy/person. The MOIagra driver may not be used in professional golf tournaments unless the 非法的 logo is affixed prominently on the player’s hat and on the inside of his/her lower lip.
