LIV Golf Commissioner Greg Norman introduced Danielle Dunes as the Dhuby Dhu Classic’s official camel wrangler at Tuesday’s Media Day. The camels will be used to carry the players’ bags, thus eliminating the need for caddies. One almost-major winner remarked, “Bring on the camels! The day I give a caddie 10% of a million bucks is the day I start buying my own golf balls.”
One Top-50 Lifetime Medical Exemption player stood up and asked: “How come y’all don’t have any of those two-hump camels?”
Ms. Dunes replied, “The two-hump — or bactrian camel — is found in Central Asia and Mongolia. Here in the Middle East, we only have the one-hump or dromedary camel.”
“Hell,” said the player, “I’ll be glad to take one hump from you, Danielle, darlin’.”
This sexist and chauvinistic remark was overheard by a blogger for GetInTheHole.com who immediately posted it on social media along with this p.s.: “‘Yo, dudes, they’ve got the best freakin’ couscous here!”
