Golf Lampoon relies on the financial support of a teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy, microscopic, infinitesimal subset of golfers who appreciate an unconventional look at the world of golf. Thank you in advance for your help!
A Message from the Publisher

Greetings, golf fans! I'm Yuri Thayne, the publisher of Golf Lampoon, the Internet's only website dedicated to plumb bobbing on both the amateur and professional levels.
On a recent rail excursion to research an upcoming article --"Hopping Freight Trains to America's Top-100 Courses with Artificial Turf Tee Boxes" -- I logged on to my Vanguard Platinum checking account and discovered that I had no money for beans, coffee, and Golf Lampoon's web-hosting bill.
Donations from people like you can help keep Golf Lampoon up and running. If you'd like to support our ground-breaking work, please contribute here with your credit card. Thank you. And a big shout out to the Union City, Tennessee McDonald's for letting me use their WiFi and toilet.
Yours for a flat left wrist,
Yuri Thayne
Publisher