A new tournament has been added to the LIV Golf schedule: “The Bonesaw Classic presented by Scary Motherfuckers.”
LIV Golf superstar Phil Mickelson says that the event will be held sometime next summer in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia when the temperature goes above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. The inaugural playing of “The Bonesaw Classic presented by Scary Motherfuckers” will benefit the Righteous Home for Retired Head Loppers.
“It’s a great charity,” says Mickelson, “and we’re excited to help these deserving Saudis who’ve devoted their lives to punishing various criminals and apostates.”
Fans who were born with penises will be invited to attend a Bonesaw Clinic on the Tuesday of tournament week. Desert Digest Top-10 Master Executioner Fazir el-Haq will be on hand to demonstrate his prowess for removing the heads of players who take an illegal drop. As an added bonus, el-Haq will assist rules officials in the finer points of hanging, fingernail removing, forced BLT feeding, and other disciplinary actions designed to punish slow play.
