The Foursomes Fix

Although the U.S. team won the most recent Presidents Cup, it was once again demonstrated that the Americans stink at foursomes.

How to fix this dilemma for next year’s Ryder Cup? Enter Jenna Labeedough, a Top-100 Sexual Golf Today! Surrogate with her solution to the problem:

“Guys on Tour have plenty of experience engaging in threesomes … but foursomes is a different animal. I mean, when a guy has to satisfy three different women as opposed to a measly two, well, performance problems can occur. So most guys shy away from participating in foursomes and their inexperience shows when the pressure is on.

“I was interviewed by several of the PGA of America Ryder Cup staff. (As a side note, these old-timers even taught me a thing or two!) Anyway, they decided to hire me to work with prospective U.S. team members.

“So between now and the end of next August, I’ll be supervising foursomes with each of the Top-100 guys on the PGA Tour money list. I’ll bring in some of my colleagues to help guys get comfortable with foursomes. And once they’re familiar with this format, guys will be looking forward to being in foursomes at the Ryder Cup, Presidents Cup, or any location where there’s a five-star hotel.”