Tiger Woods has been banned from driving a car for five years. In the one-door-closes-another-one-opens department, Tiger’s publicity firm — PRNDL Flax, LLC — released the following statement:
Tiger Woods is proud — and excited — to announce the launch of TigerDrive®, a driving-school franchise that will add to his legend and propel his world-class brand well into the 21st century and beyond.
Franchisees will have exclusive access to Tiger’s multi-generational driving tips, gleaned from over 35 years of possessing a driver’s license in both California and Florida. They’ll learn how to teach customers Tiger’s time-tested driving fundamentals, including:
- The newest Mercedes: lease or buy?
- Skip the lines at Costco Gas!
- Avoid Florida Turnpike tolls!
- Stiff the kid at the bag drop!
- Pass on the left OR right. The choice is yours!
- Pretend you’re speaking with the U.S. President!
- Get a free hot wax application at the car wash when you duke the cashier a Tiger Woods autographed ball!*
There will only be a limited number of TigerDrive® franchises available to investors, first come, first served. Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take driving instruction to the next level! For more information and investment requirements, please visit: www.TigerDriveFranchiseOpportunity.com
*Franchisee must purchase 1,000 certified Tiger Woods autographed black-and-yellow range balls at the price of $250 per ball, plus shipping & handling.
