When President Trump was told that a 2019 Masters gnome would fetch at least $10,000, his fervent deal-making mind sprang into action.
“These gnomes are a disgrace to the collectibles market. Augusta National is a second-rate club and the only way they make money is to sell this kind of crap in their pro shop,” said Trump. “A real gnome — and by the way, I don’t know why there’s a g in there ’cause it’s pronounced nome. Let me tell you something: all of the Trump golf properties will soon be selling a gnome without the g. I’m talking about Kristi Noem. I fired her so she could pose with the sculptor I use for all of my statues. He’s got a prototype that’s already attracted millions of people who want to buy one. And the proceeds from the sales are going to a charity which I’ll be naming in two weeks.”
