About Yuri

Yuri Thayne here, Golf Lampoon’s publisher. In my heyday, I was a Top-225,000 golf travel writer, welcomed at North America’s most exclusive golf resorts … and I’ve got the towels to prove it. My world came crashing down in 2014 when I was banned by the Committee for using 4-PW neoprene headcovers in a stipulated round. I now ride the rails across the U.S. in search of unprintable golf stories. If you see me at a McDonald’s using their free WiFi, please consider buying me a Quarter Pounder, an apple pie, and a black coffee. I take four Splendas. Thank you.