I love reading Golf Lampoon on my phone when the hackers in front of me are searching for their lost Pro V1s. Idiots. In addition to providing titillating stories that make me want to lift my top, Golf Lampoon curates fabulous burn cruises through the St. Andrews and Carnoustie Golf Links.
— Jeannie DaBelle
I wanted my fellow club members to see that I’m a proud Golf Lampoon reader. I asked our locker room attendant to recommend a tattoo parlor. He sent me to Tony’s Tats in the strip mall by the Chinese take-out place. Tony inked the Golf Lampoon logo on my noggin and I love it! When our club Pro saw it, he shook his head and gave me a dirty look. I’m gonna get that guy fired.
— Frank Tartucci
We met Frank Tartucci at his Member-Guest tournament and I was wowed when I saw his Golf Lampoon tat. I wanted one, too! My husband Bill said, “Bitch, there’s no room on your bod for more ink.” So he took one of my dresses and had the logo silk screened on it. I shot an 82 wearing it! Now I wear it whenever I golf!
— Bill & Mary Farlington
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— Benjamin Franklin
The dudes at Golf Lampoon have punched their ticket to achieving iconic status in an insane amount of time! I mean, they started out having absolutely no green to work with … and then they dropped an epic post about the Rules of Golf in Pig Latin and it went viral overnight! The way these guys break down the hottest news in golf … it’s freakin’ legendary! They are definitely taking their website to the next level. I’ll be curious to see if they can keep the Big Mo going.
— Jaymie D’Angelos
