Gentlemen: impress your golf buddies — and the ladies — by wearing a shirt adorned with a famous, ultra-private club logo!
Rotating Logowear, Inc. will send you a kit that includes the logo patches from the world’s Top-50 private golf clubs. You’ll also receive 100 two-inch adhesive Velcro strips. Affix one to your shirt, the other to the back of the logo patch. Attach the logo to the shirt and prepare — for once in your life — to be a “somebody.”
Imagine sporting an Augusta National Golf Club logo on Saturday … and the next day replacing it with the Cypress Point Club logo! No matter which logo you wear, you’re guaranteed to attract the attention of everyone at your local municipal golf course. Our customers tell us that women LOVE men with exclusive private club logos. So don’t be a nobody “Muni Man” — display your “privates” with pride and you’ll be beating off the ladies with a stock 5-iron! Order your kit now — send $79.95 to:
Rotating Logowear, Inc.
P.O. Box 7452
Indio, CA 92201
DISCLAIMER: Rotating Logowear, Inc. is not responsible for any civil or criminal action brought by any registered logo owner. Customer agrees to indemnify Rotating Logowear, Inc., its vendors, distributors, shareholders, and employees from all past, present, and future liability in perpetuity. Rotating Logowear, Inc. provides customers with reasonable facsimiles of private club logos. They are not the actual registered and trademarked logos and should not be construed as such. Due to the variances in computer monitors and cell phone screens, the logos shown here might look nothing like what you’ll receive. We reserve the right to make substitutions for logos that are temporarily out of stock. Or that were never IN stock. Please observe proper etiquette while on the golf course: don’t remove and replace a logo during a playing competitor’s back swing … or on the putting green. Although Rotating Logowear, Inc. recommends placing the logo on the left side of your golf shirt (that would be YOUR left), per the USGA’s Rule 89.6(h): “A player, during the course of a stipulated round, may display his/her shirt’s logo on either pectoral region. However, he/she may not “switch breasts” in a haphazard manner unless otherwise permitted by a Local Rule in effect that has been declared by the Committee, from the Committee, and for the Committee. And this Rule shall not perish from the Earth.” Displaying the Augusta National Golf Club logo anywhere within a 750-mile radius of Atlanta will result in a fine of $5,000 and a sentence of one year on a Georgia chain gang. CA residents, please add sales tax.
