THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT:
NO MORE LOVE? SAVE GLOVE!
Hey, rich country club womens! Husband go out for pack of cigarettes and no come home? Or YOU make ding-dong with golf pro in country club cart barn? Whoa!!! Here come lawyers and divorce!
What you do with all your golf gloves with hole to show off big-time diamond ring? After divorce, no waste money throwing out hole golf gloves. Send to me and I stitch slit. Only 70,000 rupiahs each glove! Cheaper than buying new gloves!
I am best tailor in Indonesia!
Send glove(s) to:
Simanjun Hadisapodt
Kecamatan Kebayoran Baru
Attn: Slit Stitching Dept. 5A
Jakarta Selatan 25827
Indonesia
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