LIV Golf will be hosting a team event — the Autocrats Cup — next week to honor the bold leaders who’ve led their countries to glory.
The 3-day tournament will be held in Siberia Friday through Sunday at the venerable Gulag Golf and Country Club. LIV Golf Tour members will compete against various worldwide detained citizens with the intention of teaching them a lesson or two.
Fans are invited to attend Thursday’s “Burn Your U.S. Passport” event where disgruntled American citizens will be eligible to win any of these great prizes:
- Putin Putter. Milled from Ukrainian steel and easily converts to a nerve agent stick pole.
- Hitler Headcover. Hand-crafted by slave laborers with a gold-stitched “Mein Kampf” quote.
- Kim Jong-un Golf Lesson. Learn the Supreme Leader’s secrets to shooting 40 under par … or shooting your uncle.
- Saddam Scimitar. Never lose another golf bet when your playing partners see this gleaming sword in your golf bag.
- Augusta National Fatwa. Add your name to this holy document demanding Greg Norman be installed as the 1996 Masters champion … or else!
