Responding to criticism that women are subjugated citizens of Saudi Arabia, LIV Golf spokesperson Nasser el-Flack said that “LIV Golf is excited and proud to have women as part of our team. All of our Rules Officials are extremely competent women who can be seen — well, not really seen — patrolling the grounds at all LIV Golf tournaments. They won’t hesitate to warn dawdling players to get back in position with this 5-step process”:
- Player receives a warning to pick up the pace from a rules offcial who maintains a 50-foot distance between her and the touring professional.
- If #1 is ignored, the player’s harem privileges will be suspended for 10 days.
- If #2 is ignored, the player will be forced to fly commercial to the next LIV Golf event.
- If #3 is ignored, the player will have his dominant hand’s pinky removed at the conclusion of the round.
- If #4 is ignored, the player will have his LIV Golf tour card confiscated and any LIV Golf money he’s received will be clawed back, leaving his wife and children destitute. Finally, he will meet the fate of others who have refused to comply with the rules:
