The WM Phoenix Open saw the golf fans at the iconic 16th hole expel more vomit and urine than anytime in the tournament’s illustrious history.
Waste Management’s CEO, James Dreck, addressed this in the following press release:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The WM Phoenix Open saw record crowds enjoying world-class golf yesterday at TPC Scottsdale. Waste Management is proud to be the title sponsor of this historic golf tournament … and we are especially pleased to see the amount of human waste generated at the venerable 16th hole. We are still tabulating the results but as of today we can announce that the gallery’s vomit output exceeded their urination by approximately three-fold. This represents a 23% increase over last year’s tally, a sure sign that our marketing efforts to encourage moderate alcohol poisoning are resonating with our valued fans.
Going forward, we are excited about the prospect of making next year’s tournament even more popular by organizing a mosh pit near the onsite Draft Kings Sportsbook. Fans will be able to get a bet down on the tournament — or any sporting event — have a couple of beers … and then go fucking wild in the mosh pit!
We couldn’t be more thrilled to continue our participation in this exciting event that features some of the world’s top golfers … and allows fans to enjoy some wholesome family fun.
