LIV Golf
Courtesy Camels
For decades, PGA Tour events have provided players with courtesy vehicles from a local car dealership… usually upscale brands such as Cadillac, Lexus, and Mercedes-Benz. Last weekend’s LIV Golf tournament in Bolton, Massachusetts broke with that tradition by putting ... Read more
LPGA Players Go LIV
Five LPGA players have joined the LIV Ladies Golf Tour. Shown here with their new Tour cards, the ladies will compete in full burqas … which is just fine with the players:
Pissed-Off LIV Pro
The first LIV Golf tournament was completed yesterday at the Centurion Golf Club outside of London and one of the players was angry… VERY angry. Golf Lampoon caught up with the contestant who declined to be identified for fear ... Read more
LIV Golf Gas
Golf Lampoon has learned that LIV Golf is “sportswashing” not to detract from Saudi Arabia’s human rights abuses … but to establish a monopoly network of gas stations in the U.S. A “Petroleum Manifesto” was discovered recently in the ... Read more
LIV Golf Buys Augusta National Golf Club
LIV Golf Senior VP of Hostile Acquisitions, Sheik el-Shakeitup, announced today that the Saudi-based organization has reached an agreement to purchase Augusta National Golf Club for 10,000 trillion U.S. Dollars. “We are excited to add Augusta National to our ... Read more
