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Bonefish Grill Sues Tiger
Tiger Woods is being sued by Puma, Tigeraire, and a little girl from India because they claim that his (?) company — Sun Day Red — “hijacked” their respective logos. Golf Lampoon has learned — EXCLUSIVELY — that there’s ... Read more
Wedges & Wooly Willy
Wedge Grinders of America (WGA) today announced a new partnership with Wooly Willy, an iconic toy enjoyed by children since 1955. WGA president Lyman Lauft said: “We are excited to enter into this strategic relationship with Wooly Willy which ... Read more
LIV Golf Chop-chop
Outgoing LIV Golf Commissioner Greg Norman had some unfortunate news for LIV Golf members that’s sure to ruin their holiday season: many of them will have their heads removed by the end of the year. “As a business, we ... Read more
Tiger Woods: USGA Rule Breaker?
“Tiger Woods has been in violation of a USGA Rule for his entire professional career.” So claims a medical supplies distributor — REDACTED — in an affidavit obtained by Golf Lampoon’s Investigative Division. Here is the rule in question: ... Read more
Tiger Woods Banned From Masters
The unthinkable has occurred: Masters Tournament champion Tiger Woods has been banned from the event he’s won five times. The powers-that-be at Augusta National Golf Club were shocked when the photo shown here appeared on Tiger’s Instagram feed. It ... Read more
The Member-Dismember Tournament
Ping, Callaway, TaylorMade, Titleist, XXIO, etc. have been fiddling with club head weight distribution for decades. The theory goes, the more weight you can shift to the perimeter of the face, the easier it will be for high handicappers ... Read more
The MOIagra Driver
THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT: When you pull out the Big Stick, will your M.O.I. be ready? Concerned that your driver’s Moment of Inertia (M.O.I.) isn’t up to snuff? Does performance anxiety prevent you from playing your best ... Read more
The Dhuby Dhu Classic
LIV Golf Commissioner Greg Norman introduced Danielle Dunes as the Dhuby Dhu Classic’s official camel wrangler at Tuesday’s Media Day. The camels will be used to carry the players’ bags, thus eliminating the need for caddies. One almost-major winner ... Read more
Paige Spiranac & Muirfield
Golf and media personality Paige Spiranac has lashed out at the culture in golf, calling the sport “elitist, stuffy, and exclusive” — reasons why she feels she has never been welcomed into the game. This caught the attention of ... Read more
Waste On 16
The WM Phoenix Open saw the golf fans at the iconic 16th hole expel more vomit and urine than anytime in the tournament’s illustrious history. Waste Management’s CEO, James Dreck, addressed this in the following press release: FOR IMMEDIATE ... Read more
