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Point And Putt
BREAKING: Golf Lampoon gives you the inside story behind tour pros who “point and putt.” We’ve been led to believe that some sort of green-reading system was being employed by these players. “Nothing could be further from the truth,” ... Read more
Extinct Positive Ions
Years ago, it was difficult not to see a golf touring pro wearing an ion wrist bracelet. Manufacturers were confident that the bracelets produced negative ions which could, in some cases, reduce the positive ions that might present themselves ... Read more
The Autocrats Cup
LIV Golf will be hosting a team event — the Autocrats Cup — next week to honor the bold leaders who’ve led their countries to glory. The 3-day tournament will be held in Siberia Friday through Sunday at the ... Read more
Courtesy Camels
For decades, PGA Tour events have provided players with courtesy vehicles from a local car dealership… usually upscale brands such as Cadillac, Lexus, and Mercedes-Benz. Last weekend’s LIV Golf tournament in Bolton, Massachusetts broke with that tradition by putting ... Read more
LPGA Players Go LIV
Five LPGA players have joined the LIV Ladies Golf Tour. Shown here with their new Tour cards, the ladies will compete in full burqas … which is just fine with the players:
Teaching Pros With Big Ones
Golf Lampoon has learned that some golf instructors charge $10,000, $15,000, even 20,000 BIG ONES a day. These hefty sums prompted us to email a $15,000/day teaching pro with the following questions: Golf Lampoon: I’m curious: what does a ... Read more
Pissed-Off LIV Pro
The first LIV Golf tournament was completed yesterday at the Centurion Golf Club outside of London and one of the players was angry… VERY angry. Golf Lampoon caught up with the contestant who declined to be identified for fear ... Read more
The Loop Snoop® Glove
Golf Course Owners & Managers: You’re leaving cash on the table! THE LOOP SNOOP® Glove System allows you to discreetly track your customers’ every movement at your golf course. A micro-video camera built into the glove’s ball marker button ... Read more
Desperadoes Digest
A new golf magazine will be launched in September: Desperadoes Digest. Publisher T.I. Bergmann explains that DD will “target a demographic that advertisers find particularly attractive: lousy players who are trying to buy a golf game with expensive clubs, ... Read more
