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Pinehurst’s Putter Boy Brouhaha
Bowing to pressure from the activist group Change Offensive Names In Golf (CONIG), Pinehurst Resort announced that it is changing the name of its iconic statue, Putter Boy, to Putter Person. In a related development, Putter Boy has also ... Read more
The 7-Iron/Lob Wedge Flaw
According to Golf Gurus of America, many of its members are now specializing in helping students differentiate between a 7-iron and a lob wedge. GGOA President Tom “Double-Wrap” McCauley says that “players who’ve had a few beers often mistake ... Read more
LIV Golf Gas
Golf Lampoon has learned that LIV Golf is “sportswashing” not to detract from Saudi Arabia’s human rights abuses … but to establish a monopoly network of gas stations in the U.S. A “Petroleum Manifesto” was discovered recently in the ... Read more
THE PLAYERS & Jackass Island
On Tuesday of THE PLAYERS championship week, PGA Tour Commissioner Jay Monahan introduced a new, fan-friendly concept: Jackass Island. Located in the water between the mainland and the green at the Stadium Course’s 17th hole, Jackass Island will be ... Read more
Ben Hogan’s True “Secret”
For over 65 years, Ben Hogan’s “Secret” has been a cottage industry for writers, publishers, teaching pros, training aid inventors, equipment manufacturers, and anyone else looking to exploit Mr. Hogan’s reputation as golf’s greatest ball striker. Franklin Fetlock, Historian ... Read more
Stitch The Slit
THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT: NO MORE LOVE? SAVE GLOVE! Hey, rich country club womens! Husband go out for pack of cigarettes and no come home? Or YOU make ding-dong with golf pro in country club cart barn? ... Read more
The V Outreach Squad
As everyone knows, the “LIV” in “LIV Golf” represents, in Roman numerals, “54.” Which refers to the number of no-cut, shotgun-start holes played in a LIV Golf happy-fun-time-get-together-jamboree. Most folks don’t know that by removing the “LI” in “LIV ... Read more
The Bonesaw Classic
A new tournament has been added to the LIV Golf schedule: “The Bonesaw Classic presented by Scary Motherfuckers.” LIV Golf superstar Phil Mickelson says that the event will be held sometime next summer in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia when the ... Read more
LIV Golf Buys Augusta National Golf Club
LIV Golf Senior VP of Hostile Acquisitions, Sheik el-Shakeitup, announced today that the Saudi-based organization has reached an agreement to purchase Augusta National Golf Club for 10,000 trillion U.S. Dollars. “We are excited to add Augusta National to our ... Read more
Tiger Woods & The Twirl Girl
Ellen Simpson’s new book, “Tiger’s Twirl Girl,” reveals her extraordinary relationship with a young Tiger Woods. Ms. Simpson was the Redondo Beach, California 1972 Majorette of the Year. After graduating from the Lon Chaney School of Cosmetology in 1974, ... Read more
