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Mt. Everest Golf
Golf Everest Expeditions is now taking reservations for next year’s climbing season. “We are stoked to bring golfers to Mt. Everest in 2022,” says GEE President Chip Serac. “This is a great opportunity for serious golfers to bang balls ... Read more
Patrick Reed & The Charm Squad
Patrick Reed will be required to attend a 3-day seminar given by the PGA Tour’s Charm Squad. Senior VP for Interpersonal Relations, Maryanne Fenster, announced that Charm Squad directors Jason Dufner, Colin Montgomerie, Vijay Singh, and Sergio Garcia will ... Read more
No-Logo Boot Camp
Sponsors who pay touring professionals $200,000 to more than $1,000,000 a year are annoyed and angry. Ted Wolfe, Executive Director for the trade group Show My Logo, tells Golf Lampoon that “our members are angry that pro golfers are ... Read more
Rotating Logowear, Inc.
Gentlemen: impress your golf buddies — and the ladies — by wearing a shirt adorned with a famous, ultra-private club logo! Rotating Logowear, Inc. will send you a kit that includes the logo patches from the world’s Top-50 private ... Read more
Whan On Whining
LPGA Commissioner Michael Whan was named this past week to replace Mike Davis as the USGA’s CEO. Whan has hit the ground running as evidenced in the press release below. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Michael Whan, in one of his ... Read more
The Book of Genesis (Invitational)
In the beginning, in 1926, there was the Los Angeles Open. The tournament director looked upon the field and said it was “good.” But soon the freeway expansion plague came upon southern California and the tournament led a nomadic ... Read more
Pebble’s Copulating Otters
During yesterday’s telecast of the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am, Golf Channel, before cutting to a commercial, briefly showed two otters in Carmel Bay engaged in “adult” relations. The reaction to these creatures performing the “Maritime Mambo” was swift. Social ... Read more
ON The Clock
Phil Mickelson has denounced the USGA’s CEO Mike Whan’s slow-play initiative as “yet another dick move.” Last week Whan announced how the USGA will deal with pokey players at next month’s US Open at the Los Angeles Country Club: ... Read more
Vomit For Charity
This week’s Waste Management Open will have limited spectators because of the COVID-19 pandemic. And the infamous 16th hole at TPC Scottsdale will see only 2,000 fans instead of a raucous 16,000. This will have a huge negative impact ... Read more
Craig Stadler’s 1987 Rule Violation
The 1987 Shearson Lehman Brothers Andy Williams Open … which became the Shearson Lehman Hutton Andy Williams Open … which became the Shearson Lehman Hutton Open … which became the Shearson Lehman Brothers Open … which became the Buick ... Read more
